ARENA, n. In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine,...
When you doubt, abstain.
Kindness is a brief preface to ten volumes of exaction.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
ZANY, n. A popular character in old Italian plays, who imitated with ludicrous incompetence the...
QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one...
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
A cat is a soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things...
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Pain: an uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is...
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working...
President means chief servant
Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion...