After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

Quote by George Clooney

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I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had...

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...