I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

Quote by George Clooney

Topics: Drink Quotes

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately,...

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves...

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...