I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

Quote by George Clooney

Topics: Drink Quotes

The only failure is not to try.

The only failure is not to try.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

America can't beat anyone anymore.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

There's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq.

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'd think,'In a relationship, we should never have his kind of fight.' Then, instead of...

I'm really white trash.

I'm really white trash.

We're picking on people we can beat.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself?...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become...

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I'm the flavor of the month.

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried...

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids....

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs,...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

When you're young you believe it when people tell you how good you are. And...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark,...