Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think...

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think...

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization - is like the axe in...

All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization - is like the axe in...

True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and...

True religion is real living; living with all one's soul, with all one's goodness and...

What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the...

What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the...

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at...

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at...

I have tried 99 times and have failed, but on the 100th time came success.

I have tried 99 times and have failed, but on the 100th time came success.

It is appallingly obvious our technology has exceeded our humanity

It is appallingly obvious our technology has exceeded our humanity

Strange is our situation here upon earth. Each of us comes for a short visit,...

Strange is our situation here upon earth. Each of us comes for a short visit,...

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it...

It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it...

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it.