Power without responsibility - the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages
Quote by Rudyard Kipling
Four things greater than all things are, - Women and Horses and Power and War.
Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the...
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
You haf too much Ego in your Cosmos
I have struck a city - a real city - and they call it Chicago......
Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at...
Payday came and with it beer
Politics are not my concern . . . They impressed me as a dog's life...
You'll never plumb the Oriental mind, and if you did, it isn't worth the toil
I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't...
And the first rude sketch that the world had seen was joy to his mighty...
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.
Call a truce, then to our labors - let us feast with friends and neighbors...
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What...
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose...
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.