Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Quote by Ronald Reagan

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When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the...

Peace is not the absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by...

Peace is not the absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by...

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Poverty is a career for lot's of well paid people

Poverty is a career for lot's of well paid people

We will never forget them nor the last time we saw them this morning as...

We will never forget them nor the last time we saw them this morning as...

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles...

It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles...

When you see all of the smoke billowing up from the Democrats, ladies and gentlemen,...

When you see all of the smoke billowing up from the Democrats, ladies and gentlemen,...

We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put...

We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put...

Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.

Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government...

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government...

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint...

I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint...

We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those...

We are for aiding our allies by sharing some of our material blessings with those...

In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the...

In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the...

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful...

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful...

Violence has been Nicaraguas most important export to the world.

Violence has been Nicaraguas most important export to the world.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.

Without God, democracy will not and cannot long endure.

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice...

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...

It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't...