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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bitches, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new porn websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 hoes a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny…
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