Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off..... Good thing there's not a second hand. I'm goin' in.

Quote by Hank Moody

Topics: Californication Quotes

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You're looking at me like I just finger-b****d your cat.

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

You know it just seems to me that its just a bunch of stupid people...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in...

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

She takes after her mother. The make-up and the slutty clothes.

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You can't snort a line of coke off a womans a** and not wonder about...

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...

You kicked my dick out of the house. You made my dick homeless. And out...

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Could I get a jumbo order of what the fuck were you thinking

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

Oh, look at the time....The big hand says F**k, and the little hand says Off....Good...

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

To quote The Clash, should I stay or should I rock the casbah?

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat.

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

Oh, and it'd be nice if I could fellate myself while farting the White album,...

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

A BRONER!!! An unintentional male inspired b*ner.. thats the word I'm looking for

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology...

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

Hey, its you isnt it, I made a mess of your bush this morning.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

I went there to kick his ass, and I stayed to soak up his wisdom.

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?

How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong?