I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.

Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

Topics: Childhood Quotes

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras...

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras...

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not...

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day...

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...

If only cats grew into kittens.

If only cats grew into kittens.

If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...

If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and...

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries , and...

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Ride the horse in the direction that it's going

Ride the horse in the direction that it's going

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

The cat has nine lives: three for playing, three for straying, three for staying

The cat has nine lives: three for playing, three for straying, three for staying

Don't cast your pearls before swine

Don't cast your pearls before swine

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.