Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the day.

Quote by Ann Landers

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If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Friends with benefits? More than friends? Don't sample the goodies unless you're willing to risk...

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories:...

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of...

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity...

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquillity...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of...

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting...

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most comforting...

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many...

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many...

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three...

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

Hanging onto resentment is letting someone you despise live rent-free in your head

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go...

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a...

Keep in mind that the true measure of an individual is how he treats a...

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from...

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from...