Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

Quote by Shakespeare

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For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King

For a quart of Ale is a dish for a King

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

Banquet: an affair where you eat a lot of food you don't want before talking...

There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, For I did dream of money-bags to-night.

There is some ill a-brewing towards my rest, For I did dream of money-bags to-night.

He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.

He does it with better grace, but I do it more natural.

It is the stars, The stars above us, govern our conditions.

It is the stars, The stars above us, govern our conditions.

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who...

Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who...

This above all; to thine own self be true.

This above all; to thine own self be true.

Though this be madness, yet there is method

Though this be madness, yet there is method

All lovers swear more performance than they are able

All lovers swear more performance than they are able

Things done well and with a care, exempt themselves from fear.

Things done well and with a care, exempt themselves from fear.

They say best men are molded out of faults, And, for the most, become much...

They say best men are molded out of faults, And, for the most, become much...

There's no trust, No faith, no honesty in men.

There's no trust, No faith, no honesty in men.

Each substance of a grief hath twenty shadows

Each substance of a grief hath twenty shadows

O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

O! for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.

I were but little happy, if I could say how much

I were but little happy, if I could say how much

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.