Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

Quote by Shakespeare

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Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?

Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?

All days are nights to see till I see thee, and nights bright days when...

All days are nights to see till I see thee, and nights bright days when...

The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief

The robb'd that smiles, steals something from the thief

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.

You have too much respect upon the world: They lose it that do buy it...

You have too much respect upon the world: They lose it that do buy it...

Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed.

Of all base passions, fear is the most accursed.

There is a history in all men's lives.

There is a history in all men's lives.

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Had I but served my God with half the zeal I served my king, he...

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece!

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his...

When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his...

Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the...

Fishes live in the sea, as men do a-land; the great ones eat up the...

There's no trust, no faith, no honesty in men; all perjured, all forsworn, all naught,...

There's no trust, no faith, no honesty in men; all perjured, all forsworn, all naught,...

Every fair from fair sometime declines

Every fair from fair sometime declines

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits...

Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits...

A ministering angel shall my sister be.

A ministering angel shall my sister be.

I cannot tell what the dickens his name is

I cannot tell what the dickens his name is

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

The better part of valour is discretion.

The better part of valour is discretion.

The whole earth is the tomb of heroic men and their story is not given...

The whole earth is the tomb of heroic men and their story is not given...

People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just...

People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just...