Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

Quote by Shakespeare

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Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now, good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both!

Now if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for...

Now if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter for...

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

I will praise any man that will praise me.

I will praise any man that will praise me.

I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the...

I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the...

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would...

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would...

And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in running...

And this our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in running...

His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; his love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; his...

His words are bonds, his oaths are oracles; his love sincere, his thoughts immaculate; his...

Nothing can come of nothing.

Nothing can come of nothing.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.

Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent.

Everything that gristles is not gold.

Everything that gristles is not gold.

O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.

O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.

I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire.

I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire.

Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping?

Use every man after his desert, and who should scape whipping?

God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.

God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another.

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely would...

If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely would...

As God delights in his own beauty, he must necessarily delight in the creature's holiness...

As God delights in his own beauty, he must necessarily delight in the creature's holiness...