Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

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You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.