When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to…

Quote by Colin Mochrie

Topics: Colin Mochrie Quotes

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or a bran muffin!

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely...

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....