New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about a month and then go back to their old habits.

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New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

New Year resolutions are not by force but they help us forge on better, help...

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

People make resolutions to change themselves in the new year but what good thing will...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on...

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

A New Years resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my...

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

This New Year, don't make impractical resolutions like you'll stop smoking or drinking. Be wise....

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures...

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

New year resolutions usually amount to nothing. Instead, set a goal and work towards it.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no...

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly....

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I will focus more on giving rather than taking.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

I would try to become my daughter's best friend.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...