“Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from.Topics: Quotes about New Year ResolutionsShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other...#New Year Resolutions
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate.#New Year Resolutions
