My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
Quote by Jack Nicholson
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get.
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I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...
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There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...
I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...
Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...
The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...
I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.
What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.
I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.