My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an...

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...