When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...