My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I've never been able to say I've been influenced by a list of artists I...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

Well, a younger woman is a type, but not necessarily a type for me. And...

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...