My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

Quote by Bill Cosby

Topics: Being A Woman Quotes, Teenage Quotes

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its...

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell...

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise...

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

When you become senile, you won't know it.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue...

That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue...

A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a...

A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a...