Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People dont want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

Every apostle or disciple, as much as they're running to follow their savior- they're running...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on...

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...