Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Real discoveries come from chaos.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

A girl calls and asks, Does it hurt very much to die? Well, sweetheart, I...

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the...

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the...

Your face encompasses the beauty of the whole earth. Your lips, as red as ripening...

Your face encompasses the beauty of the whole earth. Your lips, as red as ripening...

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still...