Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin.

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.