Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

Its not that I want to get married. I admire guys who can commit to...

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art... ...May I never be complete....

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

As if we can ever imagine the past, future, life on other planets, everything is...

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all

Education is hanging around until you've caught on.

Education is hanging around until you've caught on.

God gave us crying so other folks could see when we needed help, and help...

God gave us crying so other folks could see when we needed help, and help...