The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.

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When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.

When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me such a weird name. Sincerely, my name is never...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

I defended him [John McCain] in those hearings when some stupid-ass right-wing idiot accused him...

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

One reason we have children I think is to learn that parts of ourselves we...

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I...

I can't properly clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I...

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

Where are they now that we, the men whom they sent off to war, have...

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and...

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

I wish my friends houses were connected to mine via secret tunnel.

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...

Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...

Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...

Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...

I die a little inside every time you use the word 'Friend' to describe me...

I die a little inside every time you use the word 'Friend' to describe me...

That moment when you look at your crush and saw that they were looking at...

That moment when you look at your crush and saw that they were looking at...

One should guard against preaching to young people success in the customary form as the...

One should guard against preaching to young people success in the customary form as the...