Man has gone long enough, or even too long, without being man enough to face the simple truth that the trouble with man is man
Quote by James Thurber
Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty-eight and forty
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity,...
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that...
My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or...
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by...
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...