Don't get it right, just get it written
Quote by James Thurber
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that...
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the...
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them
The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at...
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there...
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...
My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have little value or...
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...
It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.