(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they...
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are...
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered...
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to...
ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes...
Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care...
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
MUMMY, n. An ancient Egyptian, formerly in universal use among modern civilized nations as medicine,...
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...