So I heard you like water? Good...you already like 70% of me.

Topics: Pick Up Lines Quotes

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see.

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all...

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

You must be in a wrong place...the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the...

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number...

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.