The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.

Quote by Mark Twain

Topics: Humor Quotes

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to...

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our...

Humor expands our limited picture frame and gets us to see more than just our...

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their...

I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn't take their...

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Never waste a good pair of shoulders carrying around an empty head.

Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the...

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the...

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and...

Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses humor and...