The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.

Quote by Mark Twain

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you...

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless...

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other...

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

Learn to ride a bicycle. You will not regret it if you live.

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

It is often the case that a man who cant tell a lie thinks he...

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to...

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to...

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...

Don't think for one minute that you are any less worthy of love and peace...

Don't think for one minute that you are any less worthy of love and peace...

It is nonsense for the Government to allow any loopholes for religious homophobia. Bigotry is...

It is nonsense for the Government to allow any loopholes for religious homophobia. Bigotry is...

The rising sun can dispel the darkness of night, but it cannot banish the blackness...

The rising sun can dispel the darkness of night, but it cannot banish the blackness...

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?

How can one not be fond of something that the Daily Mail despises?

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

People who change their religion should face the death penalty.

People who change their religion should face the death penalty.

Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant....

Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant....

Bigotry and intolerance, silenced by argument, endeavors to silence by persecution, in old days by...

Bigotry and intolerance, silenced by argument, endeavors to silence by persecution, in old days by...

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

Haters and bullies are always cowards, you know. They like to pick on little guys.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action.

What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two...

What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two...