Knock his college ass out!

Quote by Cedric The Entertainer

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Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Fuck Jesse Jackson!