Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

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I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....