Fuck Jesse Jackson!

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Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!