Fuck Jesse Jackson!

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This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Alabama porch mo... Nick Carr said that?

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one:...

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!

Hey, girl, this ain't a bullfight!