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Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Excuse me... Chuckles.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...