I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

When youre thirty youre old enough to know better, but still young enough to go...

When youre thirty youre old enough to know better, but still young enough to go...

I write of youth, of love, and have access by these to sing of cleanly...

I write of youth, of love, and have access by these to sing of cleanly...

Oh FUCK the longings and agonies of youth.

Oh FUCK the longings and agonies of youth.

It is less painful to learn in youth than to be ignorant in age

It is less painful to learn in youth than to be ignorant in age

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This...

Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife; This...

It is a pity that, as one gradually gains experience, one loses one's youth.

It is a pity that, as one gradually gains experience, one loses one's youth.

To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies

To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

Youth is a religion from which one always ends up being converted

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.

Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.