My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Funerals Quotes, Wedding Quotes

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.

The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the...

The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the...

The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone

The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad...

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the...

Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the...

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes...

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes...