My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Funerals Quotes, Wedding Quotes

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

An effective father devotes himself to become an instrument and model of human experience to...

An effective father devotes himself to become an instrument and model of human experience to...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

Successful fatherhood involves daily drops of kindness, support, and love.

Successful fatherhood involves daily drops of kindness, support, and love.

Great fathers don't find fault. Great fathers find solutions.

Great fathers don't find fault. Great fathers find solutions.

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

In times of trouble you can count on your self. In times of desaster you...

In times of trouble you can count on your self. In times of desaster you...