My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Funerals Quotes, Wedding Quotes

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a...

All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a...

Never was it given to mortal man - To lie so boldly as we women...

Never was it given to mortal man - To lie so boldly as we women...

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.

I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

Women's modesty generally increases with their beauty.

Women's modesty generally increases with their beauty.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you...

Young women especially have something invested in being nice people, and it's only when you...

I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men.

I'm not denying the women are foolish: God almighty made 'em to match the men.

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...

Money and women. They're two of the strongest things in the world. The things you...