My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the...

Even so we, when we were children, were in bondage under the elements of the...

God hath prepared a little coronet or special reward (extraordinary and beside the great crown...

God hath prepared a little coronet or special reward (extraordinary and beside the great crown...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women in particular need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because...

Women in particular need to keep an eye on their physical and mental health, because...

I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns and women join the unqualified...

I am working for the time when unqualified blacks, browns and women join the unqualified...

Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.

Men's minds are raised to the level of the women with whom they associate.

What I really want from music. That it be cheerful and profound like an afternoon...

What I really want from music. That it be cheerful and profound like an afternoon...

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

Women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

For what is done or learned by one class of women becomes, by virtue of...

For what is done or learned by one class of women becomes, by virtue of...