My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to...

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to...

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my...

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my...

It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by...

It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by...

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what...

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what...

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

A girls first true love is her father.

A girls first true love is her father.

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

That is the thankless position of the father in the family-the provider for all, and...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...