I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Life Quotes

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Dear youth, you have won through goodness. You were the ones who came to Christ...

Dear youth, you have won through goodness. You were the ones who came to Christ...

Youth is a continual intoxication; it is the fever of reason

Youth is a continual intoxication; it is the fever of reason

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything, and when they grow older, they know...

I picture John physically as someone youthful who made a lot, but I feel him...

I picture John physically as someone youthful who made a lot, but I feel him...

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

If you would not be forgotton as soon as you are dead and rotten, Either...

If you would not be forgotton as soon as you are dead and rotten, Either...

My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger...

My dad's probably one of the kindest people in the world. When I was younger...

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!