I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my...

I've had a hard life, but my hardships are nothing against the hardships that my...

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Great fathers do what weak fathers don't want to do.

Successful fatherhood involves daily drops of kindness, support, and love.

Successful fatherhood involves daily drops of kindness, support, and love.

In times of trouble you can count on your self. In times of desaster you...

In times of trouble you can count on your self. In times of desaster you...

The father who loves his children will not substitute toys for time, replace commendation with...

The father who loves his children will not substitute toys for time, replace commendation with...

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what...

I talk and talk and talk, and I haven't taught people in 50 years what...

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough.

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you...