I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Topics: Life Quotes

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

What one knows is, in youth, of little moment; they know enough who know how...

What one knows is, in youth, of little moment; they know enough who know how...

During all my first twenty years, I was depressed, terribly unhappy, lonely, isolated (and self-rejecting).

During all my first twenty years, I was depressed, terribly unhappy, lonely, isolated (and self-rejecting).

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an...

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an...

Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time of...

Well, youth is the period of assumed personalities and disguises. It is the time of...

We have a powerful potential in out youth, and we must have the courage to...

We have a powerful potential in out youth, and we must have the courage to...

Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a...

Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a...

Singers come and go, but if you're a good actor, you can last a long...

Singers come and go, but if you're a good actor, you can last a long...

What I regret about the follies of youth is not having committed them but not...

What I regret about the follies of youth is not having committed them but not...

Keep true to the dreams of your youth.

Keep true to the dreams of your youth.