My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

Quote by Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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You can't make a souffle rise twice.

You can't make a souffle rise twice.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every...

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it...

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

A woman is like a horse: He who can drive her is her master.

War is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal...

War is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal...

Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the...

Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a...

Good name in man and woman is the immediate jewel of their souls.

Good name in man and woman is the immediate jewel of their souls.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment....

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment....

Women are cursed and men are the proof.

Women are cursed and men are the proof.