It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

Quote by Jackie Mason

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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

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If you count all your assets, you always show a profit

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No profit grows where there is no pleasure taken

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And gain is gain, however small

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Biggest profits mean gravest risks.

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Madness is badness of spirit, when one seeks profit from all sources

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