I'm single because I was born that way.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Being Single Quotes

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I believe in the single standard for men and women.

I've been things and seen places.

I've been things and seen places.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried...

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know that you know the true meaning of sacrificial brotherly love when you let...

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.