I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?

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A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.