Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.

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I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.