Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.
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Blair Waldorf Quotes
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...
The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...
All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...
Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...
I'm not anyone, I'm me.
A woman remembers.
Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.
Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!
I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...
I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...
My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...
Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...
Damn that mother Chucker!
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.
Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.