Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.

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The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...