Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake friendship might be real.
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Blair Waldorf Quotes
Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...
My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.
Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...
Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
I don't love you anymore. But it takes more than even you to destroy a...
I'm not anyone, I'm me.
I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.
All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...
Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...
Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.
Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!
Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...
Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...
A woman remembers.
Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.