Quotes about Blair Waldorf

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

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Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

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I'm not anyone, I'm me.

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My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

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Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut.

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The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

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I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to...

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Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

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Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

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Damn that mother Chucker!

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I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

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A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for...

#Blair Waldorf