I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or sex. Just saying :p

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I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...