I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

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As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself...

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself...

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.