Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...
Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...
I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...