I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.