I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there...
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...
I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...
In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...