I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone...

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself...

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself...

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there...

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry...

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN....

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to...

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know...

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document...

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all...

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.