One is a young, pockmarked wiseacre with a smirk that won't quit, the other an aging but still gorgeous leading man with a sense of humor that won't start.

Quote by Joy Horowitz

Topics: Humor Quotes

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

Wow, three pairs of shoes! Someone had a fetish.

A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing...

A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing...

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing...

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on...

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness...

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But...

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a...

I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for...

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get...

There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get...

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as...

Philip Larkin has a tough honesty and sense of humor that I find irresistible, as...

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

Refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

The three ingredients of a successful union between two . . . humor, commitment &...

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your...

It's very hard to write humor.

It's very hard to write humor.