One is a young, pockmarked wiseacre with a smirk that won't quit, the other an aging but still gorgeous leading man with a sense of humor that won't start.

Quote by Joy Horowitz

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I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing...

I love Sell Out, I think it's great. I love the jingles. The whole thing...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a...

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans...

I love the diversity of America. I love the plain, normal sense of humor Americans...

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not...

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls...

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

When you graduate from high school, you also graduate from wearing a letterman jacket...forever.

Humor is healing.

Humor is healing.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole...

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and...

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and...

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

Humor, a good sense of it, is to Americans what manhood is to Spaniards and...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal....