If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

Quote by Dick Clark

Topics: Parents Quotes

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in...

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in...

It's real good to be back with you again this year.

It's real good to be back with you again this year.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke...

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke...

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me...

I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on...

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on...

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground...

A horse loves freedom, and the weariest old work horse will roll on the ground...

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it...

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it...

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of...

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain

What can this piece of paper do; imagine?

What can this piece of paper do; imagine?

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old...

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the...

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup. Forget the laughs, forget the...

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.