Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Quote by Dick Clark

Topics: Humor Quotes

It's real good to be back with you again this year.

It's real good to be back with you again this year.

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in...

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in...

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

Film as dream, film as music. No art passes our conscience in the way film...

Film as dream, film as music. No art passes our conscience in the way film...

When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war

When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear...

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear...

Music is the harmonious voice of creation; an echo of the invisible world.

Music is the harmonious voice of creation; an echo of the invisible world.

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

Music chose me, not the other way around.

Music chose me, not the other way around.

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...

Italy is certainly the native country of this art: and yet, I do not find...

Italy is certainly the native country of this art: and yet, I do not find...

Many people believe that composing 'Concerto for Orchestra' kept Bartok alive through his final years...

Many people believe that composing 'Concerto for Orchestra' kept Bartok alive through his final years...

A song is like a smile. If you meet people from another country, even if...

A song is like a smile. If you meet people from another country, even if...

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by...

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by...

Music fills the infinite between two souls. This has been muffled by the mist of...

Music fills the infinite between two souls. This has been muffled by the mist of...

The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory...

The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory...

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause...

Life is short and if you're looking for extension, you had best do well. 'Cause...

What we play is life.

What we play is life.