If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.

Quote by Paul Simon

Topics: Humor Quotes

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears.

My life so common it disappears and sometimes even music cannot substitute for tears.

Who am I to blow against the wind?

Who am I to blow against the wind?

It's a big error to think that because you like somebody's work, you're going to...

It's a big error to think that because you like somebody's work, you're going to...

Anybody can do bad work, but not everybody does good work.

Anybody can do bad work, but not everybody does good work.

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't...

As long as you have capital punishment there is no guarantee that innocent people won't...

The death penalty is reserved for people who do not

The death penalty is reserved for people who do not

My whole artistic life has always been about change, change, change, move on, move on....

My whole artistic life has always been about change, change, change, move on, move on....

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is...

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is...

We were always able to sing and blend well together; that's our gift. But aside...

We were always able to sing and blend well together; that's our gift. But aside...

Mrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe...

Mrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe...

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

Being an artist doesn't mean that you're a good artist. That was the bargain I...

Being an artist doesn't mean that you're a good artist. That was the bargain I...

You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place,...

You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place,...

I don't consider myself to be a major talent, so the only solace I can...

I don't consider myself to be a major talent, so the only solace I can...

I don't like fashion. It's very heartless.

I don't like fashion. It's very heartless.

Long ago, it must be, I have a photograph ~~ Preserve your memories, they're all...

Long ago, it must be, I have a photograph ~~ Preserve your memories, they're all...

I don't feel any pressure from fans. But I'm always in some kind of state...

I don't feel any pressure from fans. But I'm always in some kind of state...

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so...

My motto is if you're not happy at home, you're not happy anywhere else, so...

Call no man happy until he is dead, but only lucky.

Call no man happy until he is dead, but only lucky.

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into...

I'm a happy-go-lucky character. I'm not that miserable. But I can never let anyone into...