If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent...

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent...

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into...

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into...

I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be...

I do not believe in immortality of the individual, and I consider ethics to be...

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined...

Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined...

Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds.

Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds.

He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He...

He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He...

That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed...

That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed...

Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds.

Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds.

Strange is our situation here upon earth. Each of us comes for a short visit,...

Strange is our situation here upon earth. Each of us comes for a short visit,...

The school has always been the most important means of transferring the wealth of tradition...

The school has always been the most important means of transferring the wealth of tradition...

Education is only a ladder to gather fruit from the tree of knowledge, not the...

Education is only a ladder to gather fruit from the tree of knowledge, not the...

The school has always been the most important means of transferring the wealth of tradition...

The school has always been the most important means of transferring the wealth of tradition...

Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and...

Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and...

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man...

The man of science is a poor philosopher.

The man of science is a poor philosopher.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War...

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War...

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools

Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.