If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and Im not sure about the...

The only real valuable thing is intuition

The only real valuable thing is intuition

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man...

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War...

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War...

We cannot despair of humanity, since we ourselves are human beings.

We cannot despair of humanity, since we ourselves are human beings.

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics...

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics...

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor...

Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor...

There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can...

There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but can...

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions.

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice

I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.

You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.